WHEN I'M ANGRY I SEE SHAPES: The Amazing British Pub Name Game
Which me and Tim invented after realising that pubs generally have quaint/ stupid names and also we like wordplay too. You can play as well.
For example
The Shuffling Idiot
The Stunted Whelk
The Festering Potrusion
The Inquisitive Cretin
The Racist Shrew
The Corpulant Pheasant
The Grey Banana
The Dejected Snail
The Faded Dream
The Grovelling Peasant
The Moronic Bream
The Insipid Lump
The Mysterious Crumpet
The Hopeless Orphan
The Crumpled Buttock
The Soulless Harpsichord
The Lovely Pillock
The Dejected Snail
The Useless Budgie
The Forthright Turnip
The Errant Mould
The Insufferable Fop
The Dreary Sponge
The Excessive Marrow
The Incredible Git
The Amorphous Cabbage
The Blundering Dickhead
The Absolute Shit
Also suggested
The Fecund Banana
The Proficient Tree
The Frivolous Monkey
The Gratuitous Hound
The Stunted Clod
The Inoperable Carrot
The Wayward Lentil
The Ginger Shrubbery
The Grumpy Mound
The Infested Strudel
OK one last go
The Unyielding Buggerer
The Debauched Croissant
The Unwanted Comedian
The Presentable Glob
The Fatty Infant
The Grizzled Housewife
The Incessant Buffoon
The Plucked Sprout
The Gnawed Plough
The Drooling Waif
The Idiotic Bush
The Aimless Bee
